Your worst TV mature content channels ever, please

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#1
Gawd, I've seen a few. How about Erotica on Eutellsat 16 degrees east? What a bum-mer that was. Lasted about five weeks, took thousands in money!:-Nooo

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Eurotica which was okay, lasted about four years. Showed some funny films. :D

SCT, which only went to prove how far one dirty old man and his Betamax VCR could go. Picture looked liked being beamed from Pluto!:-rofl2

Any more, please. Thanks. :p
 

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Theres a new candidate launching next week - Bluekiss whose website is dreadfully badly put together, and who have this message on their website:

We are currently having technical difficulties transmitting Bluekiss TV and have replaced the service with Bluekiss Freeview.
which is for the Asian service... but doesnt bode well for us. :-rofl2

11390H 27500 2/3 on 28E tagged as 54215
 

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Ones you have to pay for only to find out they're, well, boring... :D

(I don't like paying for what I could download... :D )
 
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#4
Eurotic and its sister channels on 13e ATM have to be the worst.
Ok its FTA chat lines, but some of those Biffa's are about as appealing as watching the grass grow..:mad:

Some have better Tashes than Tom Seleck and most never even raise a smile. :eek:

I don't know how the channels have survived so long....
 

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Some of the MCT channels are really bad, I have seen better picture quality on my mobile phone:eek:
 

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Analoguesat said:
Theres a new candidate launching next week - Bluekiss

I hope there won't be any mugs buying cards for that. :-rofl2
 

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What's that German one - hardcore on Astra 19....?

Silly Kisser or Sexy Hot, something like that. Their films are so old, the stars are now drawing their pensions. I mean, it's 2007, I was watching that rubbish in 1995, and even then it was old. :D
 
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#8
Just as a warning folks while its being talked about...

The bluekiss website w*w.bluekiss.tv contains spyware, best avoided my friends...

Free mature content channelTripleX on hispasat has gone downhill lately.. 20mins adverts for ladies tools, 20minutes action :-rofl2
 

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I was thinking of launching a channel called XXX Con mature content...

...well I was brought up to be honest.... ;)

A joke. :D
 

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redlight boquet. total waste
 
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Rendezvous TV on hotbird was dire. I think originaly it was called TV Erotica. It just showed all this dreadful french amatuer stuff. It closed down within months.

Anyone remember Channel Bizarre (CBTV) on 16 east in the late 90's? It was ran from the UK and uplinked from Holland. The quality was great but sadly the channel went tits up after a few months leaving subscribers out of pocket.

I stick with Private Spice these days as its the only one that shows British material.
 

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:-rofl2 I would need a few Viagra to beam down from the satellites to get me interested. I get more excited looking up info for my intended setup.
:-Nooo Maybe its my guilt from all the rough ones years ago. Hell, I saw an old flame in Tescos last week, sheeze.... can't believe I slept with it......surely not....never......did I ? O-no
 

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There is a new thread on Adult Channels quality on Hot Bird.

http://www.satellites.co.uk/satelli...s/107393-adult-channels-quality-hot-bird.html

Since nobody has commented yet, I started to think that all the members here are not intersted anymore in the over 18 stuff because they are either too old (just look at the ages in the daily Happy Birthday posts) or have become saturated since there are so many channels.;)
 
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We're all just dazzled by those statistics.

We just want to know what the best channel is...
 

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That table is very useful from more than one perspective ... thanks.:)

Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder.;)
 

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jimbo said:
That table is very useful from more than one perspective ... thanks.:)

Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder.;)
Jimbo thanks.

Can you please post (repeat) your comment again in the other thread to start the ball rolling ?
Thanks.
 

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Apart from Paul Harries who was always ripping people off in the sat world in the 1990s, there was another guy with a very big cigar who took money and ran.

Can't remember his name, but he was Dutch. Had something to do with Ultra
Blue.
 
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The BEST x rated channels on Satellite are (in my opinion) the Taquila channels and the ones on premiere... the quality is amazing and the action is real good!! haha :D
 

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Ceevee, how lucky you are to have the subscription then. ;)
 
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