Listen Up The Cryptic Novelty Songs Quiz....

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Covering novelty songs (not always hits) from the 50's to the end of the last century.. Some clues are easy, so I've made a few more obtuse than normal. Usual rules, only two answers per person per day, until I decide otherwise... :-rofl2 Feel free to add the performers name/s and criticise my clues.

1 Trump sans pantalons. Donald Where's Your Troosers (Andy Stewart)

2 Rodent infestation in flour maker... A Windmill In Old Amsterdam (Ronnie Carroll)

3 Song about sibling... My Bruvver (Terry Scott)

4 Rides the range round the mills...Rochdale Cowboy (Mike Harding)

5 Bands join the armed forces... Call Up The Groups (Barron Knights)

6 Musical genre on two wheels... Funky Moped (Jasper Carrot)

7 Malfunctioning object down under. My Boomerang Won't Come Back (Charlie Drake)

8 Delivered your gold top... Ernie (Benny Hill)

9 Last weeks pastry... Mouldy Old Dough (Lieutenant Pigeon)

10 My lips are sealed...Shuduppa Your Face (Joe Dolce Music Theatre)

11 Blue, white and annoying.... The Smurf Song (Father Abraham)

12 Where's your bin?.. My Old Man's A Dustman (Lonnie Donegan)

13 Running nude... The Streak (Ray Stevens)

14 Ambulance at the door... They're Coming To Take Me Away (Napoleon XIV)

15 An atoll primarily... Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (Timmy Mallett/ Brian Hyland)

16 Tether a marsupial... Tie Me Kangeroo Down Sport (Rolf Harris)

17 Dog v Air ace... Snoopy V The Red Baron (The Royal Guardsmen)

18 Canine without bar code....That Doggie In The Window (Patti Page)

19 On point round the flowers.. Tiptoe Through The Tulips (Tiny Tim)

20 Boldly going... Star Trekking (The Firm)
 
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1 Highland Donald (Donald Where's Your Trousers?) - Calum Kennedy
8 Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) - Benny Hill
 
1 Highland Donald (Donald Where's Your Trousers?) - Calum Kennedy
8 Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) - Benny Hill

# 8 :Y
# 1 Half right but not the original singer, have another go..
 
1 Donald Where's Your Troosers? - Andy Stewart
 
7. My Boomerang Won't Come Back (Charlie Drake)
16. Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport (Rolf Harris)
 
17. - Snoopy vs. the Red Baron (The Royal Guardsmen)
20. - Star Trekkin' (The Firm)
 
2. A Windmill in Old Amsterdam
3. My Bruvver
 
13 The Streak.
15 Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.
 
1 Donald Where's Your Troosers? - Andy Stewart
7. My Boomerang Won't Come Back (Charlie Drake)
16. Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport (Rolf Harris)
17. - Snoopy vs. the Red Baron (The Royal Guardsmen)
20. - Star Trekkin' (The Firm)
2. A Windmill in Old Amsterdam
3. My Bruvver
13 The Streak.
15 Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.
12 My old mans a dustman Lonnie Donegan

All correct....methinks these questions are a tad too easy. Either that or the subject is too restricted LOL.
 
Nah, those were all low hanging fruit. The difficulty now ramps up a level.
 
4. Rochdale Cowboy; Mike Harding
9. Mouldy Old Dough; Lieutenant Pigeon
 
18 Doggie In The Window (Patti Page)
 
14 - They're Coming to Take Me Away (Napoleon XIV)
19 - Tiptoe Through the Tulips (Tiny Tim)

Ah, such sweet memories...
 
Only two left so now open to multiple guesses...
 
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