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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-May-02 AT 11:39 PM (GMT)]
Hehe, it's real..........
> >
> > Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original
> Rainbow
> > scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident.
> > Innuendo all the way
> >
> > The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....
> > Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
> > George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
> > Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
> > We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
> > Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
> > Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
> > Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it
> in"
> >
> > Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and
> peg
> > kit
> >
> > Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
> > George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
> > Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
> playing"
> > Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
> > Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
> play
> > with?"
> > George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
> play
> > with our friend's balls today?
> > Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
> > Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy:" Oh I have, I
> > showed him how to pluck with it."
> > Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
> > Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
> > Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
> > George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
> > Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
> > Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
> > Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
> > couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
> > instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
> >
> > Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
> >
> > Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away" Rod: " Banging can be fun."
> > Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
> > Freddy."
> > Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
> > Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
> away?"
> > Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
> > like
> > to play with my maracas?
> > Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers." George:" Yes, it
> > doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
> > Zippy;" I've got a big red one." George: " I've only got a tiny twanger.
> > But
> > it works well and I like to play with it."
> > Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
> > remember,
> > you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a
> > friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."
> >
> > Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck
> all
> > day."
>
> Absolute Comedy!!!!!!!!

Fact or fiction?. Sheesh.
 
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Very funny but it is both fact and fiction.
This episode was actually specially made by the team at Thames Television. It was specially scripted


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"RUDE RAINBOW?
We're often asked about the so called rude Rainbow, clips of which have been shown on the Channel Four programmes, TV Unzipped and TV Offal. Although often introduced as the unaired pilot, this episode was actually specially made by the team at Thames Television. Geoffrey Hayes told us, "The VT department of each ITV company, every Christmas had a competition to enter all the outtakes from their particular companies programme out put, and see which ones were the funniest. But ours wasn’t an outtake, we specially did it. It was specially scripted and we did it and I never saw it! We did it and Thames won it, but what they actually won, I don’t know. But I never saw the video. I can’t remember much about it except for Zippy with a banana." The script was written by the voice of Zippy and George; Roy Skelton. Sadly, we don't have a copy, so don't ask!! "

nobbly :+

I watched Rainbow alot when I was young.. That explains a few things now....LOL
 
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