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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-May-02 AT 11:39 PM (GMT)]
Hehe, it's real..........
> >
> > Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original
> Rainbow
> > scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident.
> > Innuendo all the way
> >
> > The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....
> > Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
> > George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
> > Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
> > We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
> > Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
> > Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
> > Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it
> in"
> >
> > Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and
> peg
> > kit
> >
> > Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
> > George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
> > Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
> playing"
> > Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
> > Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
> play
> > with?"
> > George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
> play
> > with our friend's balls today?
> > Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
> > Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy:" Oh I have, I
> > showed him how to pluck with it."
> > Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
> > Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
> > Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
> > George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
> > Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
> > Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
> > Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
> > couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
> > instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
> >
> > Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
> >
> > Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away" Rod: " Banging can be fun."
> > Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
> > Freddy."
> > Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
> > Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
> away?"
> > Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
> > like
> > to play with my maracas?
> > Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers." George:" Yes, it
> > doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
> > Zippy;" I've got a big red one." George: " I've only got a tiny twanger.
> > But
> > it works well and I like to play with it."
> > Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
> > remember,
> > you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a
> > friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."
> >
> > Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck
> all
> > day."
>
> Absolute Comedy!!!!!!!!
Fact or fiction?. Sheesh.
Hehe, it's real..........
> >
> > Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original
> Rainbow
> > scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident.
> > Innuendo all the way
> >
> > The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....
> > Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
> > George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
> > Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
> > We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
> > Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
> > Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
> > Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it
> in"
> >
> > Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and
> peg
> > kit
> >
> > Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
> > George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
> > Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
> playing"
> > Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
> > Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
> play
> > with?"
> > George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
> play
> > with our friend's balls today?
> > Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
> > Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy:" Oh I have, I
> > showed him how to pluck with it."
> > Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
> > Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
> > Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
> > George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
> > Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
> > Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
> > Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
> > couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
> > instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
> >
> > Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
> >
> > Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away" Rod: " Banging can be fun."
> > Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
> > Freddy."
> > Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
> > Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
> away?"
> > Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
> > like
> > to play with my maracas?
> > Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers." George:" Yes, it
> > doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
> > Zippy;" I've got a big red one." George: " I've only got a tiny twanger.
> > But
> > it works well and I like to play with it."
> > Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
> > remember,
> > you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a
> > friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."
> >
> > Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck
> all
> > day."
>
> Absolute Comedy!!!!!!!!
Fact or fiction?. Sheesh.