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I have finally got around to doing my first ever installation.
I have a motorised 88cm dish on the back (installed by the local installer in April last year), but I can only get 45e to 8w due to neighbours house. (I asked them if they would convert their house into a bungalow but they declined).:( So I thought the next best thing would be to put a dish up on the front to get Hispasat. I would never have dreamt of attempting this before joining this forum. I 've got all on putting an umbrella up on my own!:D

I found all the info I needed on this site by reading lots about other peoples experiences and recommendations, including favourite suppliers.

At the last Lidl 'Sat Bonanza', I dug deep and spent £22 on an 80cm dish, wall bracket and satfinder.
I bought 30 metres of PF100 (foam filled cable) from tlc-direct - it's quite a long way from the front of the house to the back far corner, and an Inverto 0.2LNB from Wizard Satellite (tenner delivered!) They actually sent a Lemon 0.2LNB, but I think they are the same company and the Lemon costs £2 more on the website. (We are talking Yorkshiremen and money here) - well chuffed!:D
I used Satlex Digital for setup info, and found Satcure's bit on how to fit an F connector very useful - yes we are talking complete Sat Bozo here.

I took an absolute age fitting the bracket (in between the raindrops), making sure I drilled the holes on template to get the pole vertical, although I know it's not critical on a static dish.
But once I'd done that (and it had stopped raining), the rest was a breeze. I had the inclination already set on the dish bracket (about 23 degrees according to Satlex).
I had the dish up, pointing in the general direction of where the sun is at 3pm BST (don't try this installation in the dark unless you have a compass and a miner's helmet) and hooked up my trusty Silvercrest satfinder - in anticipation.
I found a strong transponder from the list on this site, punched it into my receiver and had a signal more or less instantly, just by moving the dish a few degrees horizontally. (That squealing sound was music to my ears, until I realised the ladder was on the wife's foot).O-Ha
After no more than 10mins of careful adjustments, horizontal, vertical, skew, I had a Signal Level of 84% and Quality of 90% on my Fortec Star receiver. This is comparable to what I get on Hotbird with the 88cm dish, but I reckon I'm using a good 8-10 meters more of cable on this dish. Jobsagudden!

If I can do it then anyone can. Just do your homework first. All the info is here. I even played at fitting F connectors and tying the wife up with amalgamating tape:-doh! - I mean binding the joints with amalgamating tape before attempting the job.:-ohmy - No I wasn't in the boy scouts!
The only d.i.y. skills required were to drill four holes in a brick wall.

If anyone has read this far without slitting their wrists, you can put the knife down now!

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Pics 1,2,3 are Hispasat dish. Pic 4 motorised dish pointing at Hotbird with Lidl dish in the background. Nothing on wife and amalgamating tape yet.
 

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well done m8 it's a good feeling when you do it yourself?

in my books thats the only way to learn by doing it your self [and think of the money you saved]


WELLDONE


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madian said:
in my books thats the only way to learn by doing it your self [and think of the money you saved]

Yep. Ok I'm a Yorkshireman. No need to rub it in.:eek:
 

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You could have at least painted the dish first!!! :-rofl2

That boring beige is, well, boring!!! :p :D

That's What I did with my 80cm lidl (minus those holes in the top of the rim, what do they do then? Are they rust holes (I.E. to make you buy a new dish next year cos the original has rusted away)?), Matte black, but you can have any colour you like, red, blue, orange, pink with yellow dots etc... :-rofl2 :D

But anyways, congrats on your first install, I've still to get an outdoor dish set up myself... :D
 

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You could have at least painted the dish first!!! :-rofl2

That's What I did with my 80cm lidl (minus those holes in the top of the rim, what do they do then? Are they rust holes (I.E. to make you buy a new dish next year cos the original has rusted away)?)

What size paint-brush would I need. As it's a Lidl dish would I need a metric brush or could I cut an imperial one down?

I think the holes are for threading the fairy lights set through that they will have on the website at ChristmasO-Ha
 

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Mentally unstable perhaps but a fine example of what this forum is all about ..... absolutely good on yer and a Yorkshireman as well ;) :-worship :eek:
 

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Mentally unstable perhaps but a fine example of what this forum is all about ..... absolutely good on yer and a Yorkshireman as well ;) :-worship :eek:

Thanks m8. "Perhaps" doesn't come into it. But joking apart, yes what a great forum. I knew that some kind sole would be willing to help me out should I have ended up in the sticky stuff. :D
 

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What size paint-brush would I need. As it's a Lidl dish would I need a metric brush or could I cut an imperial one down?

I think the holes are for threading the fairy lights set through that they will have on the website at ChristmasO-Ha

I just used Matte black car spray paint, much smoother finish (well, where it DIDN'T dribble!!! :-rofl2 ), just a couple of quid for a largeish tin... :D

As for fairy lights, I did that with a minidish last year... :D
 

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I just used Matte black car spray paint, much smoother finish (well, where it DIDN'T dribble!!! :-rofl2 ), just a couple of quid for a largeish tin... :D

As for fairy lights, I did that with a minidish last year... :D

Ermmmm..................British racing green is starting to appeal to me. Metallic of course.O-Ha

Just realised. The holes are probably bullet holes. I took a few in the back while fitting it. Hardly worth it for a 15 quid dish. The bar-stewards obviously managed to clip the edges.:-rofl2
 

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Looking at the colour of the sky you sure you don't live somewhere slightly more exotic than Yorkshire?

Lancashire maybe?


:p :D
 

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Looking at the colour of the sky you sure you don't live somewhere slightly more exotic than Yorkshire?

Lancashire maybe?


:p :D

Lancashire + Exotic don't mix.... :-rofl2

Oh, and Metallic + Satellite Dish really doesn't mix at all.... :p
 

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No. It wer one er them rare acasions when't wind changed direction, en blew ault smoke un smog in tutha direction. Terwaards Darbisher a think!
I only dream a goin on mi holidies ter Lancasher. O-Ha


(Use Babel Fish for translation)
 

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:D :D I've got some friends from oop norf so I could just about understand your last post ;)
 

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mhku said:
:D :D I've got some friends from oop norf so I could just about understand your last post ;)
well am reight chuffed fothee, we aint all that bad up ere thanus :p
 

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well am reight chuffed fothee, we aint all that bad up ere thanus :p

Thanks mucker. That dead reight. (Hope the portuguese are following this!)

Eee, Now av got mi dish up a can't wait ter av a gander at cabo, if wi c'n get sum keighs.
 

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Gawd help us!!! I have to put up with that all day!!! Bleedin' Lancasharians...:p :D
 

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Gawd help us!!! I have to put up with that all day!!! Bleedin' Lancasharians...:p :D

One takes it from that, that you are not originally from the north of England and don't actually own a flat cap or whippet!:-rofl2O-Ha
 

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One takes it from that, that you are not originally from the north of England and don't actually own a flat cap or whippet!:-rofl2O-Ha

Bang on the dot.... :p

I'm originally from Co. Durham (no, I'm NOT a Geordie!!! They live north of the Tyne!!!)... :D
 

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Bang on the dot.... :p

I'm originally from Co. Durham (no, I'm NOT a Geordie!!! They live north of the Tyne!!!)... :D


Why eye man:). arlreet. Top geeza.
 

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