Off Topic Chatter 2016

[Archive4]

Earlier today I wondered why C-band dish was "dead". Was quite a snow chaos here also and simple solution, there´s maybe snow all over the prime focus. I turned dish and not even a hint from any signal. Ok I walked to dish and knocked Lnb with stick (about 3m above).
Suddenly little bird pop up and flew away.

This was 2nd time and now my wifey really laughing hysterically and acting like "motorized Lnb traveller" all the time she looking at me

Well, next time wifey is laughing, ask a bigger bird to hide in the woodshed, help keep you through the winter

 

[Kveys]

In fact she think that NOW my dish was useful. Normally when I turn it "all the time" and do "24/7" channel searches and all I found is North Korea Tv looks laughable

 

[Archive4]

In fact she think that NOW my dish was useful. Normally when I turn it "all the time" and do "24/7" channel searches and all I found is North Korea Tv looks laughable

You need a bigger dish!

 

[Lazarus]

Depends how many Noodles you can eat.

 

[Archive4]

Mrs Millamber is " under the weather" at the mo, bad cold including loss of voice

Decided to get some comfort food, hot dogs with onions

Opened the tin, a nasty hiss, and this was inside.....



2 and a half rancid rats.

If I was still in the UK I would take them back, but try explaining that in Spanish. Grrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Lazarus]

They might go down well in Kazakhstan .....

 

[2cvbloke]

I'll take a Cumberland or Lincolnshire sausage in a bun over a puréed bone-scrapings dog any day...

 

[Archive4]

I'll take a Cumberland or Lincolnshire sausage in a bun over a puréed bone-scrapings dog any day...

Obviously, you are not the one who has lost their voice

 

[2cvbloke]

Obviously, you are not the one who has lost their voice

Quite, though I did visit KFC today so will be suffering later on tonight...

 

[Archive4]

Quite, though I did visit KFC today so will be suffering later on tonight...

I hope you bought the KFC Bucket meal, the bucket always comes in handy later

 

[2cvbloke]

I hope you bought the KFC Bucket meal, the bucket always comes in handy later

Nah, I'm a pig, but not THAT much of a pig, not since the last time I bought a bucket o' chicken and it ended up causing reverse peristalsis after I ate the lot...

 

[Archive4]

The Mayor of Carmel is currently on ITV4+1 at the moment, in one of his funnier cowboy flicks. I´m gonna watch it!

 

[Archive4]

That was fun, tomorrow night, or to be correct, later today, Pale Rider, another classic from Clint.

 

[Archive4]

That was fun, tomorrow night, or to be correct, later today, Pale Rider, another classic from Clint.

Just started on ITV4 , I´ll watch it on the +1 as the wife has 5usa on at the moment

 

[Archive4]

Just started on ITV4 , I´ll watch it on the +1 as the wife has 5usa on at the moment

Pale Rider now on ITV4+1, I´m off line for a while

 

[Archive4]

Just checked, all Gods tucked up in bed now. Now we can misbehave for a couple of hours
Until the Gods wake, and I´m expelled

 

[Archive-8]

Just checked, all Gods tucked up in bed now. Now we can misbehave for a couple of hours
Until the Gods wake, and I´m expelled

 

[Archive4]

 

[sonnetpete]

Until the Gods wake, and I´m expelled

I'm awake......have a good trip Brian....

 

[Archive4]

" Now on ITV " which some viewers may find upsetting !

It´s all made up! It´s Emmerdale for Christ´s sake.

There are real things going on in the world!