I have posted this request previously, but I think I posted it in the wrong place. I have Sky with all the premium packages at home and I have a boat with a motorised satellite dish. I only want to be able to watch the programmes I have already paid for on my boat. I was told I could do this with a Dreambox 500S, so I bought one, but I don't have an ethernet or know the first thing about Linux. It may seem straightforward for a lot of you to do the programming of the dreambox, but for me it may as well all be written in Greek. If the idiots guide has the answers, then I am sub-idiot.
So my question is simple, for 50 quid, will someone programme my Dreambox so I can get all my sky channels on my boat by just moving the card? As an alternative, for that warm feeling you get inside when you help a fellow human being, will someone give me a step by step guide of exactly what I have to do, what software to load, where I can find it, what a config file is, and how I change it.
I guarantee I will then pass on this Karma to another less fortunate than myself, in the unlikely event that I can find one.