The Jewish GRANDMOTHER

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My Satellite Setup
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 35 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson
who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 .
There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button
301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get
In, and with your elbow , push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.
With your elbow , hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow?

What... you coming to visit empty handed?
 
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