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- Blackburn, Lancashire
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson
who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 .
There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button
301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get
In, and with your elbow , push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.
With your elbow , hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow?
who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 .
There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button
301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get
In, and with your elbow , push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.
With your elbow , hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow?
What... you coming to visit empty handed?