Oh, ok. I get it - ignore the new kid and he'll shut up, eh??
satelliteman said:
Anyhow as mentioned, what about a patio mount on a couple of slabs. Should be enough room at the front.
Appears the man has two reasons why not - a) "There's nothing at all, it's practially on the road!" and b) "the fence post trick would work well but I could wake up in the morning with the dish missing!"
If he's concerned that the dish will vanish from a fence post I think he might be just as concerned that it will vanish from a patio mount.
But then, why would any ne'erdowell bother to unbolt it from the patio mount?
Say "Bye-bye patio mount AND dish". (AND slabs???).