Ahhh, the sound of harmony in the STICK household as the NewcamD problem is also solved.
To cut a long story short, although my pre-existing NewcamD V5.28 installation was working perfectly OK, whatever changes I made to get the ND$ patch to work, didn't have the desired effect.
I then deleted 5.28 and all the NewcamD keys using the CAM menu on Gemini, cleaned up any remnants via FTP (i.e. deleted them) and then re-installed NewcamD 5.28 via the Gemini download option.
Copied over the correct cardserver0961.dream file (available all over the place) and renamed it to 'cardserver' (for Gemini image), chmod to 755, modded the cardserv.cfg file with BOXID = 9999999999 (serial no from digibox originally matched to my FTV card), rebooted and Robert was indeed my father's brother.
I suppose that's a longwinded way of saying that the existing instructions are fine, but for some of you guys who are still struggling, a good CAM enema first may work for you too.
Based on my findings, I'm not going to waste my time re-writing the existing instructions unless you guys really want it. If it doesn't work straight away for you, delete NewcamD + keys and try again. If it still don't work, then I'll happily sort you out (if you're a regular here). First-time posters need not apply for PM support!
STICK